A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
A lot of shit probably happened. But in a very patient hospital in Baltimore, Maryland, a stubborn fat little baby was cut out of her mom's stomach because she was upside down and had better fucking things to do than turn right side up.
Pickles the Great is a world renowned artist, philosopher, novelist, inventor, singer/songwriter, theologian, magician, and lion-tamer. Her whereabouts are currently unknown and she is wanted by four to six to twelve government agencies. Her hobbies include coloring and sniffing glue.
Vegetarian, Rainbow, Scrubs, Chinchillas, Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and The Peanuts.